The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The
Indian Chief eyes him coldly and says, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger.
You have exploited and degraded one of our brothers, whose name is Tonto.
For that you will be executed after the Harvest Festival in three days. But,
before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first
request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." The Chief nods
and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear,
and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman in the
saddle. The woman enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The
next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine
and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second
request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is
brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver
takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that
evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a
voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief again expresses his admiration."You
are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What
is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my
horse, alone!"

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone
Ranger. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks
him square in the eyes and says, "Now Listen very carefully,stupid. For the
last time, I said...BRING POSSE!!"